I can't even say how much I hope this comes true! Whether I'm right or wrong, as long as The Hurt Locker wins something, I'll be happy :)
Here, we, go!
Best PictureAvatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air
And the Oscar goes to: 

THE HURT LOCKER (
PLEASE. kthnx.)
Best DirectorJames Cameron, Avatar
Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino, Inglourious Basterds
Lee Daniels, Precious
Jason Reitman, Up in the Air
And the Oscar goes to:
KATHRYN BIGELOW, THE HURT LOCKER (or else!)
Best ActorJeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker
And the Oscar goes to:

JEREMY RENNER, THE HURT LOCKER (I know he won't win, but in my opinion, he was the best and really deserves it. Plus I'm a Renner stan, so of course. But to be fair, I did vote for Jeff Bridges on my actual ballot. Due to polls and odds.)
Best ActressSandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious
Meryl Streep, Julie and Julia
And the Oscar goes to:
SSAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
!!!!!!! (She's been my favorite actress since god knows when.)
Best Supporting ActorChristopher Plummer, The Last Station
Matt Damon, Invictus
Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
And the Oscar goes to:

CHRISTOPH WALTZ, INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (Of course!)
Best Supporting ActressPenelope Cruz, Nine
Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Crazy Heart
Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
Monique, Precious
(I saw none of these movies, but according to everything else, I'm going to say...)
And the Oscar goes to:
MO'NIQUE, PRECIOUS
Best Original ScreenplayMark Boal; The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino; Inglourious Basterds
Alessandro Camon and Oren Moverman; The Messenger
Joel and Ethan Coen; A Serious Man
Peter Doctor, Bob Peterson and Tom McCarthy; Up
And the Oscar goes to:

QUENTIN TARANTINO, INGLORIOUS BASTERDS (I'm sorry Hurt Locker, but there are a lot of Jews that vote!)
Best Adapted ScreenplayNeill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell; District 9
Nick Hornby; An Education
Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, and Tony Roche; In the Loop
Geoffrey Fletcher; Precious
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner; Up in the Air
And the Oscar goes to: (I honestly don't know, so I'm just going to say...)

NEILL BLOMKAMP AND TERRI TATCHELL FOR DISTRICT 9
Best Animated FeatureCoraline
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Princess and the Frog
The Secret of Kells
Up
And the Oscar goes to: (From what I saw of these, I'm going to say...)

UP! (I have a feeling The Fantastic Mr. Fox is going to win though.)
Best Original ScoreJames Horner; Avatar
Alexandre Desplat; Fantastic Mr. Fox
Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders; The Hurt Locker
Hans Zimmer; Sherlock Holmes
Michael Giacchino; Up
And the Oscar goes to:
JAMES HORNER, AVATAR (Probably. Or Up.)
Best Original Song"Almost There", The Princess and the Frog
"Down in New Orleans", The Princess and the Frog
"Loin de Paname", Paris 36
"Take it All", Nine
"The Weary Kind", Crazy Heart
And the Oscar goes to:
"THE WEARY KIND", THEME FROM CRAZY HEART (Shit if I know.)
Best Art DirectionAvatar
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Nine
Sherlock Holmes
The Young Victoria
And the Oscar goes to:

AVATAR (Uh-duh.)
Best Costume DesignBright Star
Coco Before Chanel
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Nine
The Young Victoria
And the Oscar goes to:
THE YOUNG VICTORIA (This is just based on other reviews and such. I haven't seen any of these but I hope it goes to Parnassus.)
Best CinematographyAvatar
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
The White Ribbon
And the Oscar goes to:

AVATAR (Obv.)
Best EditingAvatar
District 9
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
And the Oscar goes to:

AVATAR (Well... on my ballot I filled out the day nominations were released, I said Inglorious Basterds, but I'm changing that vote.)
Best Visual EffectsAvatar
District 9
Star Trek
And the Oscar goes to:

AVATAR (Easy.)
Best Make-UpIl Divo
Star Trek
The Young Victoria
And the Oscar goes to:

THE YOUNG VICTORIA (I guess.)
Best Sound EditingAvatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Star Trek
Up
And the Oscar goes to:

STAR TREK (Because it deserves to win something.)
Best Sound MixingAvatar
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Star Trek
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
And the Oscar goes to:

AVATAR (I assume.)
Best DocumentaryBurma VJ
The Cove
Food Inc.
The Most Dangerous Man in America
Which Way Home
And the Oscar goes to: (AKA, I saw none of these but I heard a lot about...)

THE COVE
So, there you have it. We'll see how I do this Sunday. Like I said, basically I know Jeremy won't win best actor, it'll go to Jeff Bridges cuz that's how the Academy votes, but I wish he would. So other than that,m those are my real picks. Woo!